1.I Hate Guys With Girlfriends
Lyricist：Stout Kevin Devon
I've been a member of this club
For way too many years
All we really do is sit and drink
And listen to The Queers
Well, I know it sounds pretty dumb
But we've got no other choice
Yeah, I rather would be hanging out
With Becky, Kate or Joyce
'Cause I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Well, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Yeah, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah
Every time I see them walking by
I'm about to loose my cool
'Cause they always make me realize
That I am such a fool
Why can't I be like normal guys
And have a proper girl
Well, I hope there's still one left for me, yeah
Somewhere in this world
'Cause I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Well, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Yeah, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah
There's nothing more to say, there's nothing I can do
There's nothing that will make me happy
Well, I'm still all alone, every single day
Well, I guess it was meant to be, yeah
But don't misunderstand
(Don't misunderstand)
I still want to have a girlfriend
But as long as I'm alone
(As long as I'm alone)
I'll keep singing this stupid song, over and over and over
'Cause I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Yeah, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Well, I hate, I hate guys with girlfriends
(With girlfriends)
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah
Yeah, I hate guys with girlfriends, yeah
Well, I hate guys with girlfriends
I hate guys with girlfriends
I hate guys with girlfriends
2.You Think You're So Damn Funny.
Lyricist：Jonkers Marien Marino
Always joking, cracking up, dude, you're so lame
And everyone I know, dude, they all feel the same
You think you're so damn funny
You think you're so damn funny
You think you're so damn funny
Well, I think that you suck, oh, oh
Always trying to make me laugh, just cut the crap
I don't wanna hear your shit, so shut your gap
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
Well, I think that you suck
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
Well, I think that you suck, oh, oh
Always making jokes, dude, you're such a hoax
Just admit it, you're a clown
So, you think it's funny, dude, I screwed your honey
Dude, when you was not around
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
Well, I think that you suck
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
Well, I think that you suck
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
(You think you're funny)
You think you're so damn funny
Well, I think that you suck
3.Crazy Cows
Lyricist：Jonkers Marien Marino
Go
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy cows
Crazy cows, they are the best
Crazy cows, fuck all the rest
Let's go
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy cows
Let them live, you don't have to kill
Let everybody be an imbecile
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy cows
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy
I don't wanna eat crazy cows
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